reliquatory:

Cat Eyes are nice… but Bat Eyes are better.

Happy Halloween <3

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suddenlyoranges:

SURPRISE

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  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
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sarcasticalpha:

"Your porn name would be the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. What would your porn name be?" +

I need a au right now

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skylanth:

There was a little loose wire on it that every time it lit up, was just sending an electric current into my body, so if I seem shocked in the movie, that’s why.

probably my favorite movie-making story.

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roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

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tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

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lezbhonest:

do you SEE it, though???

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Anonymous said: How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?

lezbhonest:

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

this is actually great advice

monalisasnmadhatters

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sswindicuffs:

walkingchillpill:

mereperf:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Welp.

one time i tried to tell my mom about this comic and i laughed so hard that i laid down on the floor and cried for 15 minutes before going through my likes to find it and show her

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4gifs:

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scottmcdelgado:

i felt cute at work today so why not

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